BF vs BFF

My boyfriend finally found out about the incident of my (male) BFF smacking my butt... Not that I was intentionally supposed to tell him but he asked, and it's so hard to lie to him. 


I found out from my BFF that straight after we hung up, he had texted my BFF saying that his behavior is totally unacceptable and that smacking someone's butt is still considered as a form of sexual harassment, that Q does not like it and that next time we will get my parents involved as well as the police. 


My BFF didn't think much of it but he doesn't like threats or whatever. He responded to my BF that, "Even if I did sexually harass her, it wouldn't be in front of you." Like oh my God!!! Is he serious?? Why would you say that to a girl's boyfriend?? O_____O

Later on in the night, BFF tells me that he even pulled out the "ex-girlfriend" card on my BF!! Cos apparently my BF said to him that, he hopes his (BFF) girlfriend in the future will get sexually harassed too. So BFF replied saying that he (BF) had 5 girlfriends and they had all dumped him. So he's the one who's getting what comes around goes around. I was SO shocked to hear that!!! Cos I know that having his ex's brought up is like a weakness to my boyfriend. 


I feel bad for my boyfriend. Not only was he actually trying to stand up for me and to show that he cares, but he literally got cake mushed in his face :/ poor Honey :( I hope he is OK. 


To be honest, BFF doesn't even remember that he smacked my butt!! Like he has no memory of it and said that he hasn't "done anything wrong in a long time" so like, what? Smacking my butt was "fun" and not sexual harassment or something?? Cos it sure didn't feel like it! 


In the end, BFF says that he black listed my BF and that now he definitely does NOT want to see my BF at all! They were never really friends in the first place. Especially not after the first time my boyfriend witnessed BFF smacking my butt.... That was when my BF sorta declared war on BFF... He just hates that guy and now I guess BFF hates him too, saying that he's lame, sending him stupid threats and involving police and all.


Seriously though, I do think BFF needs to control his hands/actions!!! I mean I don't see him doing it to other girls, so why the hell is he doing it to me? Yeah well, he never answered that question when I asked... :/ He's actually a very good friend and person, but sometimes he gets a little too comfortable and says pretty sexual or inappropriate stuff and uses his actions too, which is the worst in him. Hope he changes that....